*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*
make me choose: will graham
or hannibal lecter(requested by anon)
Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster
Tumblr and Puns
shut up brain i am taking this compliment
I can’t stop constantly narrating my own life. At that very moment, I feared I had divulged too much.
"their chicken is really spicy"
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy"
"the air was spicy"
"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"
"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"
"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"
"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star
'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star
"the staff was spicy"