i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
first 30 seconds of Beyonce’s VMA performance: ALL HAIL BEYONCE.
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
This website is made up of killers
A compilation of my favourite ‘we’re all killers’ posts.
johnlock + tumblr text posts
started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower